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The Undercover Vitaminby David Leonhardt
There is a secret vitamin in the neighborhood, wandering around your
body under cover. This "vitamin" has just one single purpose, although
some researchers believe he has ulterior motives. He goes by the inconspicuous
codename of "D" – Vitamin D. Don't be fooled by his clever disguise. D is no vitamin. He's a steroid
hormone, slipping through your body under guise of a vitamin. And he doesn't
have dozens of functions, like vitamin C or vitamin E, just one vital
mission – to mineralize your bones! Mineralization is a key objective of every body. Imagine if we all had
flabby bones. The world would look like a Salvador Dali nightmare. Vitamin
D saves us from having flabby bones. More importantly, vitamin D saves us from having brittle bones. He prevents
us from rickets and osteomalacia by balancing the calcium and phosphorous
in our blood. Ooh, that D is a clever one. Not only is he a master of
disguises, but he is a master chemist, constantly monitoring, measuring
and balancing the mix so it just right to ensure everybody has strong
and healthy bones. Word on the grapevine is that 30% to 40% of hip fractures in elderly
people are the result of insufficient vitamin D. So we caught up with
D, and managed to slip away with a rare interview transcript: "D, some of your fans can't get enough of you. What should they do?" "Get plenty of sun. That is the key. Where the sun touches your skin,
that's where I will be." "But, D, what about people who can't? What about people in the far north,
or those who wear head-to-toe clothing or who are stuck indoors?" "If you find yourself overdressed in a dungeon in Mongolia, get a good
multi-vitamin supplement." "D, that's a wonderful idea." "Or drink lots of milk, fortified with me, of course. Some breakfast
cereals are fortified with me, too. I also hang out in a lot of saltwater
fish, like tuna and sardines and herring and salmon. And I love to slip
around in the ol' cod liver oil." "So if we can't get enough sun, milk and fish will do the trick." "That's right, but be careful about milk products. Not all of them are
made with fortified milk. I make no commitment to be there if they are
not." "What about the supplements, D?" "A good multivitamin supplement should do it for most people. Get a liquid
supplement, cause those pills just don't digest. You just end up flushing
me down the toilet...ooh, I hate that feeling." "Yuck." "And you shouldn't need a specific vitamin D supplement, because it is
possible to overdose. And you wouldn't want too much of a guy like me
around." That was all we could slip through the lines. But I think we learned
a lot about what it is like to live the life of a secret vitamin. To our
hero, vitamin D, we offer our best wishes. May everybody get plenty of
vitamin D to keep their bones strong and healthy for many years to come.
David Leonhardt runs The Liquid Vitamin Supplements Store: |
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